Monday, April 25

Epidemic!

Rampant plastic degradation is spreading throughout major cities. It was happening in landfills and people were ok with it until the degradation began to be observed in gasoline containers and industrial areas. Scientists investigated the phenomenon and discovered colonies of unknown microorganisms throughout areas affected. Treehuggers hear of the problem and celebrate. Corporations panick: are they going to have to revert to using glass and metals? Is the era or durable flexible containers over? Some companies have been throwing money left and right at epidemiologists and plastic chemists to try to make it possible to use plastics once again. Will they find a solution? Will evolution catch up with the next feat of scientific engineering?

Sunday, April 17

I wanna sit under a tree in a bubble traveling through space!

Macropus sapien

What if instead of apes becoming crazy smart and making shit that it was the Kangaroos? Kangaroo people! 200,000 years before Macropus sapien landed on the moon they began to use tools and eat wallabys and monitor lizards. Then they learned how to fish and ate from the ocean as well. When the ice age came and nearly wiped them out they learned that they can cover themselves with the skin of the animals they have killed and eaten, they made weapons out of their bones to kill more animals for food, shelter, weapons, and storytelling. They figured out how to fashion floatie thingies so they can get to other lands and search for resources. They soon discover the apes and attempt to domesticate them for meat and agriculture. Some keep them as pets but some apes are violent and a split in the greater Macropus community becomes inevitable on whether or not apes should be destroyed or banned from Macropus residences. This was known as the Great Hop Rift.


What is it like to have a belly pocket for your baby?